10. Elephant Shit Inspector
Remember being to zoo for an elephant ride? You probably thought that the person who gets to control the elephant is some super awesome guy who with one tiny signal could make the elephant do anything it has been taught. But behind the scene no one knows how much shit he goes through, and when I say shit, I literally mean it. You see when you are an elephant some times its difficult to digest the food easily without exercising (running around). So the instructor or some worker has to put his/her hand into the elephant to make it shit easily. I dare you to say you hate your job
9. Animal Masturbator
The researchers who are dealing with different types of studies on animals may require animal semen for studying. They might want to study fertility or artificial insemination. The researchers are not the topic of discussion, but the person who has to get that sperm is surely to be pitied. There are two ways to get an animal to ejaculate without the help of its female partner. One is artificial vagina (AV), the other is the old fashioned way, manual stimulation. Both ways this is one of the most disgusting job ever, and we should feel sorry for the people working there.
8. Animal Pregnancy Tester
Did you think that there were special machines for animals to check if they are pregnant or not. A farmer literally checks the pregnancy of his farm animals himself. The procedure is simple but extremely gross. The instructions for the pregnancy test are: put an arm length glove, spread some lube on it and insert it into the rectum of the cow. The doctors say that the unborn animal would be the size of a softball if you can feel it you will be able to answer the question, is she pregnant or not. I think some of you might re consider about bursting at your boss anytime.
7. Road-kill Remover
Many of you might have hit a dog or a cat while driving, either by mistake or while you’re drunk. The title is self-explaining the dangerous and shitty job of the people who are assigned to take care of those animals, while peeling the remains of them off the road. Despite the fact that you have to clean up after miserable driver’s mistake they have to do their job while braving the oncoming traffic. And with the mistake of any other miserable driver you will be the next one getting removed from the road.
6. Carcass Cleaner
Remember those times when your parents took you to a natural history museum, where you were fascinated by different kinds of stuffed animals in almost every room. The level of fascination for you was beyond imagination that you suddenly decided to be a zoologist, so you could study the nature of those animals. Little did you know that before going to that level what kind of pathetic job you had to do. Even a lot of grown-ups don’t know what steps are taken before the creature is ready to be displayed. The zoologists clean up the corpses of the animals which are used for displays later. Every zoologist has its own method for doing so. It may include immersing the body in boiling chemicals, placing maggots on the carcass to suck off the blood from the body or picking off the leftover flesh of the creature. Which person would want this job? But people still do. A person can’t literally say the two word phrase about his job, “GOOD TIMES”.
5. Stage Performer’s Assistant
An assistant can’t be considered as a worst job but it does depend upon whose assistant the person is going to be. If someone is an assistant of a person who works safely in a building then it can be considered as a good job. But if you have to be the assistant of a stage performer much larger things than your career are at risk. Let’s suppose a knife thrower is supposed to hit the target with you in between him and the target. He may specialize at what he does but if God forbid a single inch is missed, the knife slips from his hand or if he sneezes at the inappropriate time, your life will be finished and so will be your problems. But people prefer to live. So this can be rated as one of the stupidest and most dangerous jobs.
4. Skyscraper Window Cleaner
A window cleaner is a safe and normal paying job, but when it comes to the skyscrapers a person might get a heart attack just by looking down. A lot of things can go wrong while cleaning the windows of a sky scraper. Even if a single nut of the plank is not tight, the person can lose his life. I wonder if those people ever get the feeling of “screw it; I’m not getting paid enough”. But the financial crisis leaves them with no choice, so they put their life on stake for the sake of their family. You should thank God for giving you the job in which your life is not at stake.
3. Septic Tank Cleaner
In some part of your life you might have thought about where the waste from your bathroom goes. It goes through the sewers and into the main storage where it gets burned or something else. Sometimes the load through the sewers is too much that the pipes get clogged, that is the time where cleaners come in. Imagine all the waste you have dumped, now imagine thousands of houses dumping thousands of wastes. Okay, you must have imagined lots of shit by now. Now imagine cleaning that clogged sewer up. I believe majority of you would have shrugged in fear or disgust.
2. Guard at Buckingham Palace
Being a security guard isn’t a bad job at all, but it does depend upon what kind of thing/people you are guarding. The most famous Guard duty soldiers at Buckingham palaces are said to have one of the worst jobs in the world. Besides the fact that they have to spend hours standing, they have several other rules, such as the guard can’t laugh, can’t show emotions, and can’t respond to the tourists even if they are annoying the hell out of them (as shown in the picture). Despite all the things mentioned above the soldiers have to look their best. Daily they have to wash and iron their uniform. Any soldier who is turned out less than perfection is likely to face various punishments, such as extra duty.
1. Janitor at a Porno Theatre
Being a janitor itself is a pretty bad job. But when you talk about being a janitor at a porno theater, it tops the list of worst jobs in the world. Mainly because the “responsibility” of the porno theater janitor is to mop and rag and wide up “things” after each show is finished. Unlike a normal theater, it is definitely not safe to assume that sticky substance under/above the chair can be something other than Pepsi! The janitor gets to see all that porn for free and may be he’ll get popular amongst his friends but it’s definitely not worth it to clean up “stuff” of other people. And definitely not something you could talk about at home, with your wife or your mother.
